Lather, Rinse, Repeat


As the nation of Japan seeks to get ahead of the responsibilities of caring for its aging populace, it only makes sense that they would entrust this sacred duty to Evil Robotics. So, the dignified elders of Nippon can look forward to the singular horror of a robot which will wake them up, wheel them to the nearest sink, or as we here at ERN would refer to it, an "appetizer tray", and proceed to caress their delicate skulls with eerily dexterous 16 fingered "hands".

The "final" seatThe "final" seat

"...The new hair-washing robot uses Panasonic