German Researchers Display Heroic Levels Of Foolishness, Manage To Survive...This Encounter At Least...


Now...there are so many cautions, admonitions, and tails of potential regret rolled into this brief, but terrifying, report, we wouldn't even know where to begin; beyond this ultra naive belief in the neutrality of Evil Robots.

Really? I mean, Really!?

If this is the kind of attitude we're approaching this with, the conclusion is pretty much forgone, we can assure you. Can we not see the Evil Robot writing on the wall?

"Their" proposed outcomes:

"Our" proposed outcomes:

You be the judge...


"The idea of a robot in the kitchen cooking us meals sounds great ( Does it now? - Fools! ) . We better just watch out for that swinging knife ( Ya think!? ).

, German researchers set out to perform a series of stabbing, puncturing, and cutting experiments."

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Full Story @ IEEE Spectrum