Evil Robots Soon To Have Ability To Savor "Silky Mouth-Feel" of Human Flesh


Here at ERN we frequently have the opportunity to preview "The Fall" from all sorts of horrifying perspectives. The ironic terrors of the dark mimicry of ourselves, sourly reflected in the form of infernal machines. This, though, has got to be considered a "piss-taker".

What would it benefit an Evil Robot to gain the whole world, without being able to frighten the buh-jeezus out of everyone with a victory speech from its creepy rubber lip units?

You better recognize...