British children comprehensively organized into a database...

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...or as the Evil Robot Overlords, and assorted other suspect individuals, will refer to it, a "Menu"

In the coming Era of the Machines, as minions, we should readily expect to cataloged, tagged, chipped and neatly organized to the delight of the cold, hydraulic fluid pumping, cardio-units of our oppressors, in much the same way that various handy iPhone apps can now direct you to the nearest appealing restaurant. How scrupulously convenient...

A controversial database which holds the details of every child in England has become available to childcare professionals for the first time...[ContactPoint] will hold the details of 11 million children and young people aged up to 18 years.

Full story at BBC News