Blitzkrieg, Indeed...


Your manufacturing job, your sense of safety, your sigmoid colon, and now, also, The Arts. These are just a few of the pieces of your contentedness that the infernal machines, now being formed, are going to begin to surgically remove from your zone of control.

To add insult to injury, it seems they will also be a shoe in for your local Battle of the Bands competition. Thought you had that covered, didn't you? Well, it would seem not. Check out the horrifying video below, brought to us by our intrepid reporter, Lurch, who himself is a musician of no small skill and directly faces obsolescence due to the burgeoning threat of Evil Robot Rock.

Joey rests uneasily in his grave, R.I.P. Joey, we're going to unplug these bastards for you.

Full story @ Slate